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Archaic Revival

"The last sane moment we ever knew was on the plains of Africa, fifteen thousand years ago..."
$29.70

Bass Communion

"I'd rather hear Dave Gilmour play one note and break my heart than hear someone play 300 notes and not touch me at all."
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Bohemian Grove

"Upon closer inspection, the entire federal government at the highest levels is infested with Bohemian Club members." 
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Invisible Empire

"Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised."
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Jekyll Island

"The FED is about as 'federal' as Federal Express."
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Loose Change

"You think it was 19 guys with box cutters led by a guy in a cave in Afghanistan? That's the craziest conspiracy theory of them all."
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Mandela Effect

"I remember it clearly, complete with news clips of his funeral, the mourning, and the heartfelt speech by his widow."
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Merman's Bloop

"But of course, this animal we found had been recorded before. We know them. We've known them all along."
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Mulholland Drive

"You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad."
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Sphere Alliance black

"Anybody out there?"
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Sphere Alliance ruby

"Anybody out there?"
$29.70

Vanilla Sky

"Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your..."
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